Customer satisfaction.

I am a third year English and Media student, but I also work part-time in a café within a homestore. Recently a couple was caught while getting intimate in the car park, which became the talk of the store between all the staff. My friend came to meet me when my shift ended and I told him all about the incident. We then both decided we needed the toilet and decided to use the customer ones. While I was in my cubicle I heard someone getting into the cubicle next door. Within seconds the room was filled with moans of “oh yeah, oh yeah” in a voice not unlike that of a gremlin. Thinking it was my friend poking fun at the earlier incident, I called out “what the hell are you doing?” only for it to continue: “Oh yeah, oh yeah.” Again, I asked “what the hell are you doing?!” and it carried on. Still thinking it was my friend, I jumped up at the partition separating our cubicles to peer over only to catch an eyeful of a very old man vigorously masturbating, moaning “oh yeah, oh yeah.” I’ve never fled somewhere so quickly in my life!  Now my colleagues constantly shout out “oh, yeah!” when they see me.